|The Secret Cow Level|
|Developer(s)||Wizards of the Coast|
|Input methods||Paper, pencil, dice|
You’ve smelled this odor before . . . back when you had only a suit of +1 studded leather armor to your name and got hit by that fireball. Even though today you’re wearing something like awesome gothic plate armor of the whale, you still remember that scent: the stench of burning leather.
The smell isn’t pretty, nor is the army of mad cows bearing poleaxes advancing on your position. As you hear the chorus of death moos, you know you’ve foolishly walked into the slaughterhouse of Moo Moo Farms— an intrusion the hell bovines do not appreciate.
Welcome to the Secret Cow Level.