The Horadric Hamburger is a Legendary Dagger in Diablo III. It can only be obtained from Piñatas and Happy Clouds in Whimsydale or Whimsyshire (or the Whimsyshire tileset in Rifts), and requires character level 30 to drop.
Stats (Level 30)
The Horadric Hamburger
The Horadrim wandered far and wide to gather the finest ingredients for their feast. Only the lone traveler sent to the Moo Moo farm failed to return. Diablo had laid a trap for the Horadrim, the Hell Bovine, who struck the traveler down before he could gather the final ingredient: cheese.
- Spectrum (for fun)