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The Farmer's Cellar is a small zone that can appear in Act I of Diablo III after completing A Farm Besieged, an unmarked event at the Forlorn Farm within the Fields of Misery.

A Terrified Farmer welcomes The Nephalem into his cellar to meet his wife. The cellar also contains a Resplendent Chest and several Sturdy Barrels. The farmer's wife is sitting in a rocking chair by the fireplace, but is somewhat unprepared to receive guests. The player can talk to the farmer, each time prompting a punny comment about his wife.

Dialogue[]

See A Farm Besieged for dialogue that takes place during the event.

On event completion
Terrified Farmer: "Those scavengers trapped my poor wife and me down there for hours! I'm sure she'd love to meet you and thank you for your help."
On entrance to the cellar
Terrified Farmer: "My love, this is the woman who saved our farm."
  • Monk (M): "This is..."
    Terrified Farmer: "No need to be shy. We owe all of this to you."
    Monk (M): "I... must be going."
  • Witch Doctor (F): "Listen to me now. Your wife's spirit is gone."
    Terrified Farmer: "Oh I know, I know. She's been glum ever since the weather turned last week.
    Witch Doctor (F): "Ah, it pleases you to stay with her. So be it."
<The farmer's wife's skull falls off her skeleton onto the floor.>
Terrified Farmer: "Oh, she's nodded off..."
On talking to the Terrified Farmer
  1. "My wife can't help with the planting and harvesting. She's nothing but skin and bones!"
  2. "It can be dangerous in the wilderness. Being out this far scares my wife to death!"
  3. "You wouldn't know it, but this basement gets right chilly at night! Cold as the grave."
  4. "You should have been there when I met my wife. I lost my heart and she lost her head."
    [Nephalem]: "You must stop this now."
  5. "I can't take all the credit. My wife handles the business side of things. She has a good head on her shoulders!"
    [Nephalem]: "Hmm... really?"
    <further interactions repeat the last exchange>