The Farmer's Cellar is a small zone that can appear in Act I of Diablo III after completing A Farm Besieged, an unmarked event at the Forlorn Farm within the Fields of Misery.
A Terrified Farmer welcomes The Nephalem into his cellar to meet his wife. The cellar also contains a Resplendent Chest and several Sturdy Barrels. The farmer's wife is sitting in a rocking chair by the fireplace, but is somewhat unprepared to receive guests. The player can talk to the farmer, each time prompting a punny comment about his wife.
Dialogue[]
See A Farm Besieged for dialogue that takes place during the event.
- On event completion
- Terrified Farmer: "Those scavengers trapped my poor wife and me down there for hours! I'm sure she'd love to meet you and thank you for your help."
- On entrance to the cellar
- Terrified Farmer: "My love, this is the woman who saved our farm."
- Monk (M): "This is..."
Terrified Farmer: "No need to be shy. We owe all of this to you."
Monk (M): "I... must be going." - Witch Doctor (F): "Listen to me now. Your wife's spirit is gone."
Terrified Farmer: "Oh I know, I know. She's been glum ever since the weather turned last week.
Witch Doctor (F): "Ah, it pleases you to stay with her. So be it."
- <The farmer's wife's skull falls off her skeleton onto the floor.>
- Terrified Farmer: "Oh, she's nodded off..."
- On talking to the Terrified Farmer
- "My wife can't help with the planting and harvesting. She's nothing but skin and bones!"
- "It can be dangerous in the wilderness. Being out this far scares my wife to death!"
- "You wouldn't know it, but this basement gets right chilly at night! Cold as the grave."
- "You should have been there when I met my wife. I lost my heart and she lost her head."
[Nephalem]: "You must stop this now." - "I can't take all the credit. My wife handles the business side of things. She has a good head on her shoulders!"
[Nephalem]: "Hmm... really?"
<further interactions repeat the last exchange>